I have the worst Seinfeld ticket money can buy
I can't afford $849 for the front row. So here's where I'll be sitting when the comedy giant comes to town next year.
I’m not sitting at the front. There’s no way I’m sitting at the front.
For starters, I refuse to pay (and cannot afford) an admission fee of $849.90.
Yes, that’s how much it will set you back to sit at the front of Spark Arena for Jerry Seinfeld’s stand-up comedy show in Auckland on June 24.
Just buy a ticket a few rows back, I hear you say.