You guys! I found the perfect TV show to binge during lockdown
Can we go back to level four so we all have time to watch it please?
Jeff Probst stands on a tiny tropical island shaped like a clitoris.
He’s alone, holding a flag, wearing sneakers, a black-and-white cap, and a deep blue shirt with so many massive pockets it might have had a previous life as cargo pants.
The same shit-eating grin he’s been using for 20 years is smeared across his face.
“This is awesome,” he bellows, as 2…
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